Ghost Riders on the Net

An old cowpoke was sittin' at his CPU one night
Just crossin' the virtual prairie, enjoyin' all the sights
When he stumbled on the lost corral where they pen the Cyber Steers
With E-Cowboys a-standin' round, drinkin' cyber beers.

Yippie Ki Yay
Yippie Ki Yet
Ghost Riders on the Net!

All at once them cattle busted down that digital gate
Their demon-eyes was glowin' red, their breath was hot with hate
The cowpokes and their ponies tried to stop that wild stampede
They vowed to catch the Devil's Herd, no matter where they lead!

Their horns was rippin' megabytes of Random Memory
Their hooves was gougin' chunks out of the web periphery
Leavin' clouds of viruses like dust motes in the air
The old cowpoke just sat and watched...a-tremblin' in his chair.

Yippie Ki Yay
Yippie Ki Yet
Ghost Riders on the Net!

All at once the E-cowboys called to him through the screen
Said " Give up your E gambling ways, your cruisin' sites obscene
Or you may find yourself with us in a grim and ghastly race
A-chasin' down the Devil's Herd in the depth of Cyberspace!"

Yippie Ki Yay
Yippie Ki Yet
Ghost Riders on the Net!