Advice for men 50+ ;-)

a: Never waste a good erection.

b: A good bowel movement is essential, take your time to achieve one every day.

c: If you can get some sleep. sleep.

d: Never waste a good erection (see a:).

e: Eat healthy Colon cereal everyday and drink lots of water(see b:)

f: Naps are essential, if you can sleep, sleep (see c:)

g: If it has tits or tires you are going to have trouble with it, be carefull.

h: Don't waste your time arguing with teenagers, their minds are made up and your opinion doesn't count.

i: The television cannot hear or reply to you, stop shouting at it. (don't worry Sony and RCA are working on a fix for this problem)

j: If your yuppie neighbours are being nice to you, they want something, (probably a babysitter or to borrow your tools or snowblower)

k: It's better to do it for them than lend them something ( and always have a good excuse why you and your wife cannot babysit for them)

l: Never waste a good erection.