When the sun is bearing down upon your head
The sunburn makes your skin go rather red
Now when that happens, you need something or other
So its get your daughters pink umbrella to give that extra cover
If that doesn't work, you look for a hat thats made out of hay
When you can't find a hat of hay, you look for a lovely beer tray
Now that nice chap called Paul whose embarressed about this
Says heres my hat Les, I'm off for a piss

So the motto to this, if you ain't got a hat
Just use a pink umbrella or even a beer tray
I'll guarantee you whatever folkies say
You'll get offered a hat in 5 minutes flat