Whilst Les used his brolly and sought a straw boater,
Oaklet came by dingy with an outboard motor.
Some would say they could think of nothing dumber,
Than to travel that way from Barton on Humber.

I can think of nothing less banal,
Than sitting by that old canal
Brandy Wharf cider is so sound,
We should have a regular 'singaround'.