uhmmmm? where is everyone? Queen Bess let me have a small sturguen - it's only a six footer, but it is female and full of roe - so fresh caviar!!!!! and she tossed in a dozen swans.   v I thought I'd do them in a pit oven - they are a little tough when you grill them.

Hello? Anyone still here?

oh - c'mon guys - I was only gone 842 years, round trip. The barbecue *can't* be over yet!!!!

hey!

OLLEY OLLEY OXEN-FREE!

*Note to self - if you find a sign on a tree saying 'Croatoan' - freak out!