Tomorrow is the 4th of July. From what I understand, it's not celebrated in England. Funny thing. Come to think of it, if we hadn't won the war here in America, we'd be English, and Bush would be rustling cattle and selling them to illegal immigrants down in Texas. And tomorrow would just be another day. We'd wander down to the local pub, quaff a few with the lads and sing some rousing songs. Maybe even with arms akimbo.

And there wouldn't be Walmart or McDonald's.

This is more complicated than I thought... :-(

Would my name have to be Jerome?