Quite an interesting bit of work ... more or less a cross between The Drover's Dream ... and something by Lewis Carroll!
I suppose I should drop in , for the benefit of those not so familiar with the Australian canon, that the tune to The Drover's Dream is basically that of Killaloe ... a popular example of the sort of songs you Poms wrote to do as "stage Irish" numbers. (The Irish seem to have been good at taking them up, themselves, and ignoring any attempt to insult them thereby.)