Oh stop! STOP!!!! *******STOP!!!!*******

My contact lenses have just fallen out because I am laughing so much!
Maggie May and Guest..I'm throwing caution to the wind here...I'm marrying you BOTH...........AT THE SAME TIME...to hell with what the vicar thinks!

Diane....Ring up Ian and tell him to get his *ARSS back here immediately....He HAS to read this thread!!

I haven't laughed so much in ages! And....I'm all alone! (ahhhh!)....everyone else is upstairs...but gee..the dog sure is looking at me in a funny way!

Right....we've solved Ian's problem! Get Maggie May and Guest on his board and it'll become one of the most popular boards in the Kingdom!!

I KNEW I'd find a way!

Failing that....I'm moving to North America tomorrow! They still have humour in North America!!! I thought it had been eradicated by the English Traditionalists...but hell....they haven't reached North America yet!!

Maggie...I'm a-comin'!!!!

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