>>Oh Lizzie I'm so upset that you have pledged youself to another..<<

Tough MacKenzie!

>>....and even more upset that you are considering going to the USA..<<

Should have thought about that before then MacKenzie!

>>....where they will just love your sense of humour.<<

At least the North Americans HAVE humour Mackenzie, which is more than can be said for your particular clan!

>>You just can't imagine how much I'll miss your valuable contributions when sadly you leave us.<<

Fear not MacKenzie....Maggie has a computer!!