Talk about yer misrepresentation. The missile test was actually a multichoice questionnaire. I obtained a copy from #$@&%*($%@.

The President of the United States of America is

a) George Bush
b) in deep shit
c) stupider than yer average rock
d) all of the above

The Doppelganger VI lookalike who wrote the exam chose answer d. Therefore, Europe tonight can rest easy.