Hi Dave, best wishes and a speedy recovery to the Fair Elaine whom I remember from my brief occupancy of your sofa when I visited Swinton once. I hope she is in fine fettle after they "Keyhole" her GB.
In that euphoric (and uninhibited) drug induced period when I became concious after they had removed mine, I noticed (as you would) that I had a rather prominent scar about 8 inches long on my abdomen (they had warned me that, if necessary, when they looked with the keyhole they might have to use more traditional extraction methods) I loudly said to the surgeon, who was checking me out, "if thats the Keyhole it must have been Some F***ing Key" he fell about laughing!!!
Wish Elaine all the best from me.
Micca