Good on ye, Girl Friday!!

Give the buggers what for!!

Aah knaah ye've gorra great little club and a canny little band -

The Phatt-B'Stards knaah ye've gorra great little club and a canny little band

And if ye ever think aboot mekkin' a CD aah would love te be part of it and aah knaah that Fredo & Juan would dee their bit an' aall - gerra couple of Ron T-B's songs on it and yez can tek the world by storm

Pay nee attention te those miserable buggers - Their probably closet bodhran players withoot the talent

Ye knaah who loves ye baby!!

Gerramongst it, ye fond gonniel!!!

PS - Mary Snoggings is an anagram of Snaggy Ms Groin
    Baron Dongler is an anagram of Old Lag Boner