Hello Mrs Duck

Is that an acceptance then?

I'm invariably too busy immersed in the actual festival to spend time with the fringe. I was there when Tony Capstick judged the sand castle competition on the beach but that's a long time ago - the photos are turning sepia!
Incidently the result was perfectly fair as far as Tony could remember?? and despite nasty rumours spread by some jealous runners up. Tony had already had enough drink to kill a normal person and so could not possibly be tempted by the promise of another one.

slainte