Earwig O is a classic - but watch out for 'A Cardi and Bloke', another CD, I feature rather heavily on it..... Dearest husband brought it in to hospital for me, a week after having had a caesarean section! Sadistic B$%"£$ that he is!!

The best one is 'I'm a lonely little lemming'. When I first heard that, I fell off the hatchway I was sitting on, and landed on my arse in the kitchen behind it, still laughing myself sick, with a teddy (yes, OK, I know) stuffed in my mouth to stop me from making too much noise - hard to do.....

LTS