Art- has anyone in this thread (I'm in a hurry) sent this:

    Why was he born so beautiful? Why was he born at all?
    He's no bloody use to anyone, he's no bloody use at all!
(Our Brit Mudcatters will know that one- it's set to a beautiful hymn tune, perfect with full harmonies).

OR: Happy birthday to you- you belong in a zoo,
    You look like a monkey- and you act line one, too!
(And kids everywhere will know that one..there must be many of these).

Hope your birthday was your best yet, dear Art- and that's a sincere one, with a hug thrown in. Love to you and all those you love, Jean