Aaahh yes! Bill D. I've visited such houses and the underside of those seats would make you want to throw up.

On the other hand I visted a couple of old spinsters one time and on lifting the lid saw a little sign that read "Oooh goody! a MAN!" (not really a true story, one I heard somewhere, but I have known such darling ladies).

I agree with Eric the Red though, and think that that day is far off.
AND the dildo will also have to kill spiders, put up a shelf in the kitchen, take out the trash, scratch a back, give a good foot rub and a massage, go out at two in the morning to buy chocolate or tampons or whatever it is she needs, wash the car, mow the lawn, dig the garden (or at least rent a tiller) go out to work to pay the rent, etc. etc..

No guys, we've got nothing to worry about.