FIJI
If you want to go to Fiji
You dont go on a geegee
You have to go by water all the way
Theres nobody Iknow there,
SoI dont want to go there,
Although ,its very pleasant,Idare say
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To reach the Fiji Isles,
You travel many miles.
Youll find the vegetation
Is quite a revelation
Theres bread fruit and sultanas,
And,yes,they have bananas
Sugar cane and maize and rice,
Awfully good and low in price.
If you require a change of scene on the south Pacific track,
Its nice to go to Fiji, but its nicer when your back.

The Islands are volcanic.
But theres no need for panic;
Its very seldom now you get a shock
But the natives there lor lummy
Are very ,very rummy;
They have the sort of face that stops a clock.

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