Well okay. I'll give it a shot. Any corporations want to sponsor me? Here's what I can do.

Fast Leezie Lindsay

Will ye gang tae the burgers Fast Leezie? Will ye gang tae the burgers wi' me? Will ye gang tae the burgers Fast Leezie? My pride and cashier for tae be?

Will I gang tae the burgers wi' you sir? Such a thing it never could be For I know not the name you have taken Or why you grin so wi-de-ly.

Oh Leezie your mind it is mista'en If it sees but a poor fool in me For my name it is Ronald MacDonald A vendor of great quantity.

She has traded her clothes from The GAP For shirts striped like bright candy And she's gone with Clown Ronald MacDonald His pride and cashier for tae be.

Is it fries that ye want with that order? Is this for tae stay or tae go? Did ye want a drink with that Big Mac? Fast Leezie's become quite the pro.