Doctor: Well, Bobert, seeing that yer depressed we're gonna stick yer finger in this here light socket..

Bobert: You sure this is safe, Doc???

Doctor: Yeah, we've done it hundreds of times...

Bobert: Well, okee, dokee, all righty then...

ZZZZ!!! ZAP!!! ZZZZ!!!

Doctor: How you feel now, Bobert???

Bobert: Much better!!! Please don't stick my finger in there no more... I feel great.. Really, I do....

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Sorry, Don, that you got half-fried...

Bummer...

I once saw a cow that had been hit... She was purdy messed up but lived... Reckon that's why folks don't go grabbing a metal rod and run 'round in lightnin' storms...

Bobert