Well if Ladies loos weren't designed by men - putting the toilet roll dispenser on the wall behind the seat, cisterns so big you can't sit properly, roll dispensers that need hands like Balinese temple dancers to get the paper, cubicles so narrow that you bash both elbows at once and end up sitting on the Sanibin.... one wash basin for a 4 seater with a mirror the size of a Graham cracker and no towels..... then maybe we'd have a bit more room to manouvre and tidy....

At least ours smell nicer.. and I've been in enough Gents loos to know - just as the Admiral!

LTS