Alright, ladies, Mbo The Love God is here--ready to law down the laws of l'amour! Got my kissing booth ready....my moustache is trimmed to perfection...now who wants a smoochie? All it costs is a song!.....step right up step right up! C'mon--there must be tons o' lonely Mudcat ladies who need some muchas smoochas from little ol' me!

--Mbo