Hey-up Richard B - Aah wez on HMS Warrior the other neet wi' the leadfingered one - Sez he hasn't been followin' this thread!!

Forbye wez had a canny bit gan on and played a few 'dits' for the punters - Canny crack!

If yez are at Broadstairs come te one of the Phatt-B'Stard gigs and say "Hello"! Ye nivvor knaa! Ye might gerra drink oot of uz

haadaway ye buggaz