Spaw, oh dear, stuck my foot in it already. Would it help if I said I knew him years ago, long before he became a layabout-at-large? Or if I said I once made him a sporran out of a vintage armadillo hangbag? (The little paws were clutching the leather tassels; it was really quite striking.) No? Well, I'll get me hat then...

Bee-dubya-ell, I was counting on it. I'm so tired of thinking for myself. I hope that's my hundredth member post, because as guest I'm sure I'm well over 100 already.