My favorite source of one-liners (and two-liners) is comedian Steven Wright. Examples:"The sign in the restaurant said, 'Breakfast any time', so I said 'I'll have French toast during the Renaissance.'"
"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before."
"I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically."
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