Can you believe it? This would be the sixth, would it? Try as I will I cannot remember what the 4rth and 5th Rocky movies were about. I know one of them was about some Russian boxer, but I can't remember which, and I remember the other one not at all. So maybe I'm wrong and there were only 4 of them?

Sheesh.

In the next episode he will return from retirement to box the new World Champion...a black guy named...get this....

"Mason Dixon"

Heh!

Some hot questions here:

1. Will Rocky win the fight?
2. Will he nearly lose, but win in the last few seconds?
3. Will he get his nose busted this time?
4. Will he sweat a whole lot?
5. Will Mason Dixon try to bite off his ears?
6. Will Rocky get to yell "AYYYYYY-DRIENNNNNNNNNNNE!!!!" at the end of the fight?
7. Will there be a sequel?