Far flippin' OUT, man! Now that yer, like, filthy rich couldya, like, spare a few bucks to help out a pal? I need a truckload of beer. It's an emergency, eh? I wouldn't ask if it wasn't like a matter of life and death, eh? Send the beer to Blind River, Ontario, Canada and make it out to Shane McBride, Generel Deliverry. I am pretty famus around here so don't worry about nothin' gettin' lost or fallin' inta "the wrong hands". I need it by next weekend! Spare no flippin' expense!

- Shane