Don't sweat it man, 'cause I got the same letter and I've ALREADY sent my reply. That money is comin' to ME, and so it the stuff I won from that guy in the Netherlands. In fact, I'm gonna be richer'n Bill Gates, 'cause I had all the money I've won in England and the Netherlands put in a special account and I've sent that account number to a guy in Nigeria and another guy in China or someplace that are gonna transfer like US $15,000,000 more EACH into my special account.

But I like you, Shane. You're a good guy. And to prove it I'm gonna send you an 18-wheeler full of Budweiser! How about that, huh?