I really didn't consider replying; I figured they hoped to get enough personal info to mess around seriously in your business. Would this really just come from someone who gets that big an orgasm out of making a nuisance of himself and loading people up with spam?
I've just started to get a major influx of really great news in the last few days; I have several million dollars coming in contractor fees from the Nigerian government, and so many great stock investment tips I don't know where to begin. I replied to the Nigerian letter as "Shirley Yewar Jesting", and they sent me further instructions addressed by name.