Carroll knows nowt!

The Critics Group wasn't just a 'terrible irrelevance' (who ever thinks that's an oxymoron should look up 'terrible' in a dictionary), but, worst of all, an appalling diversion from what was actually happening around their MacColl-cushioned minds.

If all its members had ignored Ewan's ideological exercises and gone out into the real world, then maybe Britain might have become a better place.

No, Countess Richard, I'm a Terry you don't know, but one who's seen you embarrass yourself on many an occasion - and you still can't sing!

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