It needn't be non-music-related. You can always write a song about it.

Molly is a good old gal. I brought her home a mouse, But when she come to find it out, All she did was grouse, lawd, lawd, All she did was grouse.

Molly is a good old gal. I brought her home a snake, But when she come to find it out, She said Oh, for Jesus' sake....

Molly is a good old gal. I brought her home a rat, But when she come to find it out, She up and smashed it flat....

-- The difference between cats & people is that cats know what people are for.

--- Joe Fineman    joe_f@verizon.net

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