Oh, shit. I've seen the ads for "Rocky Balboa" (Rocky VI) and the little fat jerk Paulie IS back...of course! Yep, it's Rocky against Mason "the Line" Dixon in another spectacular underdog blockbuster. Yadda, yadda, yadda. Dixon is (much) younger, stronger, faster, meaner....how is Rocky going to take him on? How? Can Rocky possibly rise to the challenge? Have we asked these questions before? Whaddya think, Paulie? Ya think I can still be a contendah? Adrienee? Adrienne????   

AYYYYYYYYY-DRIENNNNNNNNNEEE!!!!!