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Thread #93096   Message #1786809
Posted By: Bobert
18-Jul-06 - 09:31 PM
Thread Name: BS: Bobert's 1000th PM Contest.....
Subject: BS: Bobert's 1000th PM Contest.....
Yes, while it is beyond me whym anyone would waste their time PM'in' me it is wonderment that that I now have recieved 986 PM's... Now, I'm sure that folks like LH and Kat amd Spaw get that many before breakfast every day but, hey...

...seein's as at least 90% ain't the "Go Fu*k Yerself" variety I'm sho nuff happy to have 'um but...

...with that said... Seems it's been on 986 fir a week 'er two... Yeah, I ain't been up to my troblesome self and ain't started no "Waht's This about Womenz" threads of late which usaully get the PMS PM's a' flyion'... Jus' funnin' ladies... I'm sho nuff sure that PMS ain't no more fun than getting kicked in the groin or worse, gettin' drafted...

Nevermind all that babble...

So here is the contest...

1. Only one PM per Catter between now and when it hits a 1000 so don't send me no "Screw up, Bobert" too fast or too slow...

2. No GUEST's allowed...

3. I will periodicaly post the PM count... and lastly and most important...

4. No cheatin'...

Prize, you say???

Nuthin...

(Now wait jus a danged minute, Bobert... You cheapskate... You gotta offer a prize 'er noone is gonna play...)

Okay, how 'bout an autographed Bobert CD???

(Yawn...)

Tough danged critic, I'd say... Okay, an autograpghed CD plus theree days and two nights, wonderful P-Vine cooked meals included in Bobert's '53 Spartanette trailer located in the picturesque Pine Grove holler in the Luray Valley???

(You clear this with the P-Vine, Bobert??? You know she warned you about inviting any more carzy people here without first discussin' it...)

Ahhhh, I can handle it...

So let the contest begin...

Oh yeah... If yer gonna send me a PM say something other than "Screw you, you radical commie hippie..." I got plenty of them in my collection all ready, thank you...

Bobertz