The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #93092   Message #1786875
Posted By: Joybell
18-Jul-06 - 11:08 PM
Thread Name: ADD: Tie My Pecker to My Leg
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Tie my pecker to my leg
hildebrand here:
we sang it to the tune of The Old Chisholm (or Jizzem) Trail, with these verses:
Went upstairs to get a jug of cider, and
there was a bedbug jackin off a spider

come-a tie my pecker to a pole to a pole etc

went downstairs to to get a jug of gin, and
there was the bedbug a-doin it agin

first time i got her, i got her on the floor, and the
wind from her ass blew the cat out the door

last time i seen her and i aint seen her since, she was
jackin off a ------ thru a bobwire fence.