I like to watch the baker as he bakes
Keeps mind off the snakes
My mum said I've got what it takes
To keep my mind off the snakes

Go up north - see the lakes
Keeps your mind off the snakes
Buy Van Gough beware of fakes
Keep an eye out for the snakes

Drive a car, test the brakes
Keep an eye out for the snakes
Computer vision must take breaks
So you can watch out for the snakes

Getting old how my back aches
Keeps my mind off the snakes
Eat cream buns and lots of cakes
Keeps my mind off the snakes

Kill vampires with sharpened stakes
Keep your eye out for the snakes
Too much drink, I've got the shakes
All I see is crawling snakes!