McCrap's still McCrap as far as I'm concerned.

Good to see Jim and Mary getting so lovey-dovey. Does Pat know, Jim, or have you been allowed off your leash for the evening? And it didn't matter where I heard you sing (if not Crewe, probably Stafford) - you were still rubbish. And so is Mary Humphreys (aka 'Countess Richard' and 'Diane') - worst singer I've ever heard in my life! And I still reckon that McCrap learnt nothing, taught us nothing and passed on nothing.

Who's Fred and why's he tried to muscle into this charmingly infantile debate?

Terry (from Alsager, as you've asked)