Sandra Kerr - Songmaker - Yellow, Red & Gold (Fellside FECD152)

BIG KNICKER BLUES

Now if like me, you're a woman of a certain age
You'll be wearing an article of clothing which is all the rage
They are generous in size, they reach from your waist down to your thighs
I'm singig the wear 'em thicker, Bib Knicker blues

Big Knickers, you really oughta try 'em
Big Knickers, I'll tell you where to buy 'em
Wear Big Knickers and you can't go wrong
Especially when winter drawers on.

I don't want a gusset that's an inch and pinches underneath
I want a seat that's more complete than a pocket handkerchief
I want them long & I want them wide I want them soft & fleecy inside
I'm singing the wear 'em thicker, Big Knicker blues
Big Knickers, let's keep them in proportion
Wear Big Knickers, don't go into contortions
Wear Big Knickers and you can't go wrong
Especially when winter drawers on

I tell you friend, it's not the end if you wear great big pants
It's really nice, it adds some spice and fun to your romance
And if you're not prepared to sin, they'll stop somebody from getting in,
I'm singing the wear 'em thicker, Big Knicker blues
Big Knickers, I love my passion killers
Big Knickers, they make useful stocking fillers
Wear Big Knickers and you can't go wrong
Especially when winter drawers on

Later or sooner, every bloomer will have had it's day
Instead of white and shining bright, they go all limp and grey
Then cut them up for cleaning rags, use 'em for shopping as carrier bags
I'm singing the wear 'em thicker, Big Knicker blues
Big Knickers, who cares for style and beauty
Big Knickers, just give me heavy duty,
Wear Big Knickers and you can't go wrong
Especially when winter drawers on

Big Kickers, you've all got 'em coming to ya
Big Knickers, Be my comfort, alleluya!
Wear Big Knickers and you can't go wrong
Especially when winter drawers
I'll show you mine if you show me yours
Especially when winter drawers on