Ron, when ever my mother comes for dinner, she always insists on doing the dishes, I spend the next week searching cupboards for everything from plates to the cork screw, its a woman thing! Never put anything back in the right place in another girls kitchen 'cos it will be bound to be the wrong place!
Mind you I think Jerry is right about the piano!
Talking of women, I never understand that when Billy has lost something and can never find it, I can find it in seconds and it is always where he swears he just looked? Most of my friends say the same thing!Man thing??