Now, back to our regularly scheduled program:

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Outside a muffler shop:
"No appointment necessary.
We hear you coming."


At An Auto Body Shop:
"May we have the next dents?"


Sign in 'George's Service Station'
Glen Ellen, CA:
If your car sounds like:
"ping-click-ping" - $10.00
"click-whine-click" - $25.00
"clunk-whine-clunk" - $50.00
"thud-clunk-thud" - $100.00
"clang-thudc-clang" - $300.00
"Can't describe it" - $500.00


At An Auto Repair Service Station:
Free pick-up and delivery.
Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.


At A Tire Shop In Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."


At a Towing Company:
"We don't want an arm and a leg.
We want your tows."


Sign at a Chicago radiator shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."