LATE NEWS!!!!!!!

Sunday afternoon's GERBIL SMOKING FOR BEGINNERS will be cancelled unless non-smoking gerbils can be found of a legal age.

BONECRUSHER'S tent can now be found in Block C, Row 4. Can someone please ask him to retreive it as it is covering the latrine pit.

PARKANRIDE TO BIGGLESWADE, the story in song of Bedfordshire mud sculpting, will now take place in Sheepfondle Gardens. If wet, it will adjourn to the vicarage tool shed.