EVEN HOTTER NEWS

Well known folk person EDWARD IAN PEWTER to make special guest appearance declaring the Festival open at 3.00pm on Thursday the Umpteenth and welcoming delegates to the 193rd Annual Convention of the 1812 Society which is being held in the MARVIN CATTY Junior School bicycle shed.

It is hoped that Marvin himself will be able to accompany the opening speech on his ukelele. Although, as he himself says "tuning this thing's a bugger".