Remember the good old days when porn movies were shown in theaters, and not just rented in video stores? And there were burlesque shows starring strippers who had a bit of talent or skill (or other unique properties)—at least enough so that they hoped the audience would remember them by name?

Both strippers and porn films in those days had to have memorable names that could be advertised on the marquee sign outside the theater.

Often the porn film titles were clever take-offs on well-known contemporary film titles, catch phrases, etc., and strippers had names that parodied other famous people.

I only happen to remember one in each category:

"A Hard Man is Good to Find"

"Olivia Neutron Bomb"

What do you remember?