I mute 'em, and it's lots more fun to imagine the words. But there is one, for a car or something, that starts out with a couple of people fencing saber. Good saber work too, and it finishes with a point instead of an edge. Too bad it's a commercial.

There's also an ad from Sharper Image which flogs their air cleaner. The CEO of SI is talking with a child on his lap -- I have no idea what he's saying but I think the child is either a fake or drugged.