If women had udders and cows had breasts what would be shown in The Sun? Would it be Daisy the feisty heifer boasting 98-100-91?
Would it be Sharon the Croydon belle With udder attached to her sternum? She'd have admiring bullocks throughout the land though four-teated Sharon'd spurn 'em.
Would Farmer's Monthly become a jazz mag top shelf stuff not for sale to the nippers? Would Playboy become a livestock guide a rattling good read for sheep dippers?
This fascination for lactiferous glands raises questions I believe worth pursuing. Who was the first man to milk a cow and what did he think he was doing?