KathWestra once purchased a box of "Roadkill Helper" to give as a gag (literally) gift. The company that made it was sued by General Mills for copyright infringement, and they pulled both it and "Spotted Owl Helper" off the market.

However, the author of "A Slob in the Kitchen Cookbook", Karen Duffy, has a recipe for a spice rub mixture she calls "Duff's Roadkill Helper" y'all might want to try.

The author and NPR storyteller, Bailey White, told a story about telling her Mama that she couldn't cook roadkill unless she could write down the make, model and license tag of the car that hit it...