You simply can't trust a man named "Divis Sweeney"! It's just too much...it's like being named "Paddy Shamrock" fer Chrissake! (grin) Watch out for Divis, Slag, he freebases green Romula ale and hangs out with leprechauns.

(Other than that, of course, he's a great guy...)

Well, you have to be warned that you may run into a chimpanzee in a trenchcoat and fedora. His name is Chongo. Be polite or he'll pop you one. He's always on the lookout for anti-primate prejudice.