Once upon a time there was a man called Uncle Sam, and he had a freind, Cousin Jacob. Now Uncle Sam was a big man about town, and whatever he did, people noticed. Sometimes, he gets involved in some little scuffles around town between people, as the sherrif is asleep most of the time, and even when he is awake, he's an 8 stone weakling nobody listens to.

Uncle Ivan used to be another big important person like Uncle sam, so they never got on, but a few years ago he fell in love with his vodka, and nobody knows when he'll wake up, and there's Chin about as well, who body knows much about, but he's growing up fast.

Now, When cousin Jacob moven into his new little flat, the Neighbours decided they didn't like him, and tried to get kick him out. Now every time Uncle Sam goes over there to try and sort out the mess, everyone starts shouting at him to do something different, and he has to try and stop jacob beating up the neighbours too badly, or they won't let Uncle Sam use their Gas station.

Jacob has got a six shooter, just like Uncle Sam and Ivan and Chin, and one of the neighbours is on his way to the gun shop, so Uncle Sam better do something quick before someone gets really hurt, or they buld the whole building down, but he doesn't know what to do, and Ivans even less use.





Well if the Middle east is a Soap Opera, it might as well sound like one...