The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #87878   Message #1790626
Posted By: Uncle_DaveO
23-Jul-06 - 09:24 AM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke thread for 2006
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke thread for 2006
"Aptitude Test"

Little Johnny wanted to be an accountant,
so he went for an aptitude test:

Tester: If I give you two Rabbits, and two
rabbits, and another two rabbits, how
many rabbits have you got?
Little Johnny : SEVEN!

Tester : No, listen carefully again. If I give
you two Rabbits, and two rabbits, and
another two rabbits, how many rabbits
have you got?
Little Johnny : SEVEN!

Tester : Let's try this another way. If I give
you two bottles of beer, and two bottles of
beer, and another two bottles of beer, how
many bottles of beer have you got?
Little Johnny : SIX.

Tester : Good! Now, if I give you two Rabbits,
and two rabbits, and another two rabbits,
how many rabbits have you got?
Little Johnny : SEVEN!

Tester : How on Earth do you work out that
three lots of two rabbits is seven?
Little Johnny: I've already got one rabbit
at home now!

Dave Oesterreich