The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #93203   Message #1790689
Posted By: 282RA
23-Jul-06 - 11:04 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Holy Stoogaic Wisdom
Subject: RE: BS: The Holy Stoogaic Wisdom
Definitely increased. Once you realize who is behind it all, well, how can you continue to doubt? Just read this except from a little known writing found in the Nag Hammadi Library called "The First Treatise of Moses El Shaddai":

"Listen up, you lugs, I am the Lord your God. There's only one true religion, see? But you stoops went and made hundreds out of it and now the truth is lost. Why, I oughta crucify ya from end to end!

You lame-brain grovelers couldn't pray your way out of a wet paper bag! Now the earth is too crowded with youse nitwits and you're all tryin to squeeze through the door to heaven at once. There ain't room for all you imbeciles. I say "recede" but you dopes can't hear me cuz you're all runnin your mouths. That's when I have to send a savior down to tell all you dummies to spread out, see?

First there's your Jews. You ain't no special chosen, you lunkheads. Whatsamatta witchu? I tried to snap you out of it with plagues and famines and stupid commandments only an ignoramus would try to follow but it didn't do no good. You ain't nobody special, see? So quit makin war on everybody, you boid-brains! Where's your Emily Post?

And you fundamentalists dewheads with all your end-of-the-world stuff. Where'd all that come from? Listen, when I tell ya I'll annihilate ya, don't take it so literal. Now, quiet you lamebrains or I'll tear ya limb from limb!

And you materialists! Just because I don't flatten ya on the spot for all your numbskull antics don't mean there ain't no payback later, got it? You think you're gettin away with somethin? Remind me to kill you later.

I ain't doin nuthin for youse lugs! So stop prayin! You're wearin down my cell phone batteries. You gotta do it for yourselves, you termites! Now shaddap or I'll sock ya again!

I'll leave you numbskulls with the final words of the Buddha: "Decay is inherent in all component things, you ignoramuses, therefore work out your own salvation with diligence before I tear your tonsils out and wrap 'em around your neck for a bow-tie!" [End of text]