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Thread #7708 Message #1791391
Posted By: Little Robyn
24-Jul-06 - 03:35 AM
Thread Name: Looking for Posthole Jack
Subject: Lyr Add: POSTHOLES (New Zealand)
Not the one you're talking about but New Zealand has it's own song about postholes. I'm not sure if it's a true story or just a tall one but the idea of an empty railway wagon with Postholes written on the side has tickled quite a few people.
POSTHOLES Tim Campbell (Field research, and song structure) John Archer (Lyric development, and music) 1984 Tim was working as a shunter at the Milson Yards in Palmerston North in 1980. His boss kept annoying him by making him continually re-arrange a lot of empty goods wagons (freight cars). So Tim got rid of all the wagons... C My name's Sam and I'm a shunter; Am Out at Milson I work wonders F C G As I shuffle rakes of wagons to and fro C But lately it's been tragic, Am For despite computer magic F G7 C Those goods won't go where goods-trains used to go!
Chorus; F C For they're closing all the country sidings down G C F C Tearing all the tracks out from the ground F What am I going to do? C Am To get these postholes through? D7 G7 C Since they're closing all the country sidings down:
"Here's five hundred prefab postholes, For a Mangaweka farmer," I wrote on some empty wagons in the yard. "But they've built the deviation, And closed old 'Weka station, So we took them to Taihape," said the guard.
I sent postholes through the gorge, To a fencer at Oringi, But a phone call came from Dannevirke to say: "Well, your wagons have arrived, But we can't find a thing inside! You'd better make a claim for postholes right away!"
So I thought I'd try again, With some holes to Bonny Glen, But they only got as far as Marton Yards, Where they sent them on by road, A whole truck and trailer load, Now I've got to pay the double handling charge. Chorus
Then a cocky back of Westmere Said "Me postholes never got here" Others turned up cracked and broken: clogged with sand. That's why from Newman to Okoia And up back of Mangahuia, They've gone back to digging postholes out by hand. Chorus