Turned up for the breakfast sing and bacon burning demonstration by the local Scout Group to find the field deserted. Apparently the ketchup tanker on loan from Eddy Baker Farm Equipment had gone faulty and covered most of the area. Ketchup lovers have been drafted in and reckon they'll have the place licked clean by Wednesday.

MORE TRAVEL NEWS

Penny farthing users are warned to avoid Spitoon Lane due to low overhanging branches in neighbouring woodland.

In the same woodland, people say they have seen something that appears to be half human/half ape and half cut. Said a leading light in the EFDSS "that'll be a folkie then".